Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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