We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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