awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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