Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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