How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Do vagina's smell?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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