it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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