She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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