why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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