Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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