if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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