I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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