I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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