You really coming over, don't trick.
her vagine was all disorganized.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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