i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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