Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Damn victory sex feels great
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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