And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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