if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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