It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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