these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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