does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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