I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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