why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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