super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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