It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Im part way to drunk.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
