I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
