I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
