I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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