oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
did i walk over a car last night?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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