do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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