She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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