Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Someone came in the potted fern
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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