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Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Quick, to the slutcave!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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