So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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