i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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