I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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