What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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