He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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