Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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