whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
It's just like the Real World with babies
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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