I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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