its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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