Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
its liver damage thursday
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