I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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