Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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