called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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