butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he puts the penis in happiness.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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