Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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