Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Randomize
