Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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