I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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