But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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