:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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