so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
jump out the window naked night went bad
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