I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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