Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Devil_Killer hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter

(310): View more from California

Whats your twitter name

Fav 8 971 2868
share tweet
(302): View more from Delaware

She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.

Fav 25 5281 780
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.

Fav 7 1111 5291
share tweet
(773): View more from Illinois

At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.

Fav 7 3491 1233
share tweet
(419): View more from Ohio

laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.

Fav 7 3640 1087
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.

(443): View more from Maryland

YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?

Fav 14 4598 1037
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"

Fav 3 1471 946
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(705): View more from Ontario

Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..

Fav 3 567 294
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(443): View more from Maryland

Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.

(410): View more from Maryland

Youre asking too much from me

Fav 0 20 50
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT