Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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