Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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