11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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