is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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